hastunemiku:

hastunemiku:

oops

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

hastunemiku:

hastunemiku:

oops

STOP REBLOGGING THIS


(Source: nubeazul-99)


mrsdallogay:

mrsdallogay:

my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it


snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean


heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit


(Source: talesof4chan)


high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution


bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with


notchicken:

THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO ME AND STARTS LAUGHING AND HE BARLEY SPEAKS ENGLISH AND IM STILL EMBARRASSED


smartownersbelike:

smart owners be like, throw a baby cow into the trunk

smartownersbelike:

smart owners be like, throw a baby cow into the trunk


sixpenceee:

oh my god

sixpenceee:

oh my god


did-you-kno:

After 77 years of marriage, a 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife.  He had recently discovered that she had an affair in the 1940’s.
Source

did-you-kno:

After 77 years of marriage, a 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife.  He had recently discovered that she had an affair in the 1940’s.

Source


pizzafemme:

pay me to be fat and cute


tiniercrown:

witchlette:

juryrig:

shitdisco:

small shark
tiny shark

lift

hold

small friend

tiniercrown:

witchlette:

juryrig:

shitdisco:

small shark

tiny shark

lift

hold

small friend


(Source: yungterra)